Roast time round three, lets see how well this goes. Time for Judgment to be passed.
First
Sieg and Jeanne, I'm going for the two for one special here, Sieg you are by far the most boring, bland, nothing protgonist of Fate, and that's saying something considering Hakuno and Ritsuka are self interests that are meant to be bland and yet are more interesting and have a better personality than you, cardboard man. I may hate Amakusa and his plan but your victory against him is somehow a bigger ass pull than Shirou beating Gil in UWB. Tell me how's it feel being drawn as a Twink by most people on the internet dispite being introduced with the femboy Astolfo who should have drawn the rabid fans away from you. Jeanne, my god what is with you and falling for worthless men, it happened with Sieg and Chiemon. And what makes it worse is the fact for most of Apocrypha your falling for Sieg who's ZERO YEARS OLD! While your 19. I already get after Artoria and the age gap between her and Shirou, but you don't get an excuse.
Next
Lancelot, Mr 007, zero relevant wins, zero relevant phantasms and seven strongest statements. You know it's honestly telling that people genually believe you would lose to Gawain dispite it not being true, because everytime you show up you lose, run away or the fight gets interped, you lost to Agravain, fucking Agravain, the same Agravain you killed along side Gareth and Gaheris back when you did something cool. I don't care that he drugged himself up to fight you, your supposed to be the strongest and you still lost to that sleep deprived woman hating bastard child, Mr Strongest knight. You were only able to hang with Gil in your first fight due to madness enchantment, but even then it told us when you pissed him off he opened the gate of Babylon so wide that no one there, not you, Iskandar, Diarmuid or Artoria could win, so be grateful Tokyomi was so much of a bitch he told Gil to leave and let you live long enough to get your punishment from your precious king. So please come back to the story when you not acting as a gag character for Mashu and when your not getting you ass handed to you.
Next
Darius. Tell me how does it feel knowing we know that we had you in the Rider class free of madness and you had a whole design but then it was only in First Order movie for like 5 seconds. How does it feel knowing that while the other Medierternanin kingdoms and servants get explored and have more servants added to them you are the only Persian servant, lets see we got the guy who beat you, the guy who led the most baddass sacrafical charge agaisnt your empire and more. How does it feel knowing that by lore your dad found Gi's treasury but you all got cock blocked from the treasure by Assyrian Queen Nitocris using her tomb to hide it from your stupid ass, sereisly how are you gonna be giving the door to Gil's Treasury and be the emperor of one of the biggest empires in history and be this boring. I get that your a berserker but even Lu Bu, Herc, Lancelot and Caligula have peosonalties so what's your excuss.
