Last one of the year, keep in mind this is all in good fun, please don't actually take anything I say to heart.
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Tamamo no Mae, I know people will get mad at me for this, but fuck it! Out of all the love intestes in Extra and CCC you are by far the most forgotten and boring one, all the other endinds are either more emontially, Fun or interesting, the only thing intreseding about you'r ending is meeting Amaterasu who's better than you, Nero, Gil and EMIYA/No Name have all gotten fun and interesting explorations of their characters outside of Extra while you never if hardly get anything and in all this time we've barely met the Tamamo nine, then again I suppose I shouldn't expect anything less than disappointing from you. You got cocked by Medusa in her side story in Extella! She straight up worked for you, just to seal you and make you watch as she steals your husband/wife. And none of us would blame Hakuno for leaving you, because Medusa is far better than you, hell Nero is far better than you! Sure Last encore was shit, but hey she's the one who got an Anime meanwhile you got left in the drafts where you belong. How's it feel out of all of Hakuno's ships yours is the one almost no one talks about or wants. Straight up the most I've ever heard this fandom talk about you at any leanth was when your stone broke in real life, but hey you can do us all a favor and shove yourself back in.
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Charles Babbage. Good God I forgot your rusty, dusty, mechanical Cliff Steele dollar store knock off ass existed! Though I guess that makes sense considering you come from the Singurlairty that everyone agrees cannot be fixed and needs to be factor reset. You show up and be a pain in our fucking ass for most of the story and I'm tired of fighting your cheep, stupid little mini me bastards in FGO! And I swear to Gilgamesh almighty if I see another one I will personaly hard wire your circuits and shove you in a room with Kiara and give you to her as a toy! Hell I'm half tempted to tear you apart and have half the pieces turned into toys for the child servants and keep the rest for myself so I can just make a version of RobotMan from the Doom Patrol TV show that talks and acts just like Clif in the show. Now return to your hole of the forgoten
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Now this one I TRULLY DESPISE!
Oberon Vortigern. DEAR GOD I HATE YOU! Every time you talk I want to glue an open jar of rats to your FACE! Most people are like"Oh I wanna fix him"or"Oh I want him in a swimsuit"Well I want your lying, manipulative ass dead, dead as disco. And when I beat you in the lostbelt it felt like I was beating up a mongrel and Old man all at once, fucking amazing! Everytime I have to put up with you I feel like going full on Yuki Terumi just to make your life here on this earth a total, complete living HELL. And seriously how did anyone trust you in the first place? I don't care whatever you did in the story your first two ascentions already give off the impression your going to stab us in the back so really it makes me think everyone else was playing along to make you feel better you over hyped piece of fail. Now then get out of my site and get dragged down to Davy jones's locker in the shadow realms where all the denerates are waiting for you.
